This Thursday night’s episode of Community (8 p.m./National Broadcasting Company) was written by noted redhead, chili-enthusiast, and Detroit-adjacent native Mr. Sussy Buckets! a/k/a Chris Kula. I am giving you over 48 hours notice to either:
1. Watch the show live!!!! Remember when people did that? Those were simpler times.
2. Go over to your friend Jim’s house and watch. You guys haven’t spoken in a while, wouldn’t it be nice to catch up? You can get all the awkwardness out of the way before the show starts and then let your shared laughter during those 30 minutes of Community Episode # 309 erase the awful memory of what he and your ex-wife did in the backseat of his Impala the night of your high school reunion.
3. DVR it and watch it at 10, after you jerk off to Whitney, like you do every other week.
4. Rent out the Screening Room at the Beverly Connection for a private viewing party.
5. Stream it on your computer the next day like a total freak.
These are just five options! Whatever you do, just make sure you watch. Reblog and tell everyone you know to watch! If we can get just a dozen extra people to watch, it’ll be the highest-rated episode of Community ever!!!
Everyone better be watching Community in the first place, but now extra watch it!
